Breaking News: Cleveland Renamed!
Following the stunning success of the Cleveland Cavaliers a few months ago, the former city of Cleveland created an addendum on a recent ballot to change the name of the city to Believeland. However, this plan seems to have backfired because the ballot was accidentally created with a write is space for alternative naming options.
As a result of a viral marketing campaign and low voter turn out the new name of the city, as determined by voters, is Cleveland McClevelandface.
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