Story in Search history

This is another prompt from Chuck Wendig. I don't do all of his prompts but sometimes they can be fun. The writing challenge can be found here. This week he's going to be picking three winners and sending them a book that he's releasing soon.

I don't do all of his challenged but this one looks fun and is short. The parameters are to write a narrative with 6-10 search terms.

Search History:

giant bird bat April 4 Akron Ohio
giant eggs appearing overnight
Easter Dragon april fools
lizard species Ohio
Ohio Lizards two feet
can lizards breath fire?
dragons growth rate
real dragon slayers hire
how fast do dragons reproduce
how to survive in the dragon apocalypse

I wanted to use inconsistent grammar and capitalization because - ya know- search terms. I doubt that I think of grammar, punctuation and capitalization in search terms. Anyways. There it is - just for fun.